Episode 18: Prehistoric Ice Man

Kyle falls into an ice hole and when Stan comes to rescue him, they find a frozen man embedded in the ice. The boys pull the ice man out, Mephesto takes the ice man back to his laboratory to thaw him out. He discovers that the ice man has been frozen since 1996. The government [...]

Episode 17: Gnomes

To keep the school board from firing him for incompetence, Mr. Garrison assigns group oral reports to his class. The boys are put in a group with Tweek, the jittery son of a coffee shop owner. Tweek suggests doing the report on the underpants gnomes that steal his underwear. Meanwhile Mr. Tweek is offered $500,000 [...]

Episode 16: Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!

The boys go to Nebraska to spend the holidays with Cartman’s grandparents. Cartman’s uncle Howard has to join the family dinner via satellite since he is in prison. That night, he breaks out with the help of his cellmate, Charles Manson. The boys go to the mall to see Mr. Hankey, but Kyle discovers that [...]

Episode 15: Spooky Fish

Mrs. Marsh’s monthly visitor, Aunt Flo, gives Stan a goldfish for a present. Stan thinks it’s spooky, but his mother makes him graciously accept it. The fish begins to kill people and his Mother believes it to be Stan, not the fish. Meanwhile, there is another Cartman walking around, who is an alternate version of [...]

Episode 14: Chef Aid

Alanis Morrisette has recorded a hit single with “Stinky Britches,” a song that Chef wrote twenty years ago. When he asks for songwriting credit, the record company sues him for copyright infringement. They hire Johnny Cochran and win, now Chef owes them two million dollars. He refuses to raise money for the suit; instead Chef [...]

Episode 13: Cow Days

It’s the annual “Cow Days” festival, but the cows themselves are not interested in the event as they have become transfixed on a memorial statute. The cows relocate the statue but the town thinks that their two tourists are responsible. Meanwhile the boys want to purchase some Terrance and Phillip dolls and to get the [...]

Episode 12: Clubhouses

Wendy wants to set up Bebe with Kyle, so she ask Stan if the four of them can play “Truth or Dare” in his clubhouse. However, Stan doesn’t actually have one, so he and Kyle start to build one. Cartman and Kenny are excluded and they decide to build one themselves. Meanwhile Stan’s parents are [...]

Episode 11: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Mr. Garrison takes his class to the local planetarium for a field trip. Cartman leaves to audition for a Cheezy Poofs commercial outside. The rest of the class ends up being hypnotized and wanting to go back to the Planetarium. Mr. Mackey discover the secret of the planetarium and tries to stop the evil plan.

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