Episode 17: Worldwide Recorder Concert

The third grade class of South Park elementary is invited to play “My Country ‘Tis of Thee” at the “4 Million Child Blow 2000″ event. When he hears that it’s in Arkansas, Mr. Garrison tries to get out of the trip, to avoid contact with his estranged family. After Mr. Mackey forces him to confront [...]

Episode 16: Are You There God, It’s Me Jesus

On the eve of the millennium, Cartman announces that he has gotten his period, and therefore has entered puberty. Actually, it was rectal bleeding resulting from a colon infection. Kenny gets his “period” too, and they plan a New Year’s celebration alone. Feeling left out, Kyle lies about getting his period, and joins their “goddess” [...]

Episode 15: Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics

Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of ten vignettes featuring the cast of “South Park” performing Christmas songs. Included are new interpretations of classic songs, and two entirely new songs: “Christmastime In Hell” by Satan and “Merry Fucking Christmas” by Mr. Garrison. One of the vignettes is a lounge act by Jesus and Santa Claus, singing [...]

Episode 14: The Red Badge of Gayness

South Park holds a Civil War re-enactment, and the boys are cast as the fife-and-drum corps. Cartman’s percussion stylings are deemed inappropriate, so he decides to play General Robert E. Lee. Instead of losing that battle yet again, Cartman leads the Confederate players to victory , while they drink plenty of S’more Schnapps. He then [...]

Episode 13: Starvin’ Marvin in Space!

An alien from the planet Marklar lands in Ethiopia, but is eaten by lions when he tries to communicate with them. Starvin’ Marvin finds the abandoned ship, and goes flying into space, and back down to South Park to visit his foster parents: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. He takes them on a trip to [...]

Episode 12: Hooked on Monkey Fonics

The kids from South Park Elementary enter a spelling bee, and lose to the only two kids in town that are home-schooled: Mark and Rebecca. After the exposure to other children, Mark asks to go to public school, where he is berated by his classmates because of his social ineptitude. Meanwhile, Kyle instructs Rebecca on [...]

Episode 11: Chinpokomon

The kids in South Park have fallen victim to the latest fad: Chinpokomon, a Japanese cartoon/toy line/video game. The adults are concerned about the odd behavior of the children, who have started speaking in Japanese and resembling anime characters. It is soon discovered that Chinpokomon is actually a ploy by the Japanese to overthrow the [...]

Episode 10: Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

It’s Halloween in South Park again, and all is not well. Father Maxi denounces the holiday as evil, and expresses his disgust in inviting the band Korn to perform, which could only compound the evil that day. Korn and the rest of South Park start seeing pirate ghosts (or are they ghost pirates?) around the [...]

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