Episode 17: A Very Crappy Christmas

The town has lost its Christmas spirit and the boys want to do something to bring it back. They decide to make their own little Christmas special, seeing as there are so many others out there already. They also run into Mr. Hankey, who has acquired a wife and kids since the boys saw him [...]

Episode 16: The Wacky Molestation Adventure

So that he can attend the “Raging Pussies” concert, Kyle calls the police and accuses his parents of “molestering” him. Soon all the children have called the police on their parents and they are the only ones left populating the town. When a couple breaks down while passing through town they find themselves in a [...]

Episode 15: Fat Camp

The adults are concerned for Cartman’s health, so they arrange for him to go to fat camp. Once he’s there, he arranges for another kid to stand in for him and sneak food into the camp from the school. At the same time, the kid shows that Cartman has been losing weight, but Kyle gets [...]

Episode 14: Pip

This is the story of Pip’s origin. Pip gets a job at the Havesham Estate where he meets Estella. She only spurns his optimism with insults. When Pip is offered the opportunity to become a gentleman he goes to London only to discover that Miss Havesham plans to break his heart. Her plan is to [...]

Episode 13: Helen Keller! The Musical

The 4th grade is doing their own version of Helen Keller’s story, but when they’re told the kindergarteners are putting on a “Thanksgiving extravaganza,” they decide to turn their production into a musical. Timmy is set to star as Helen in the play, but when Timmy’s disabled turkey is passed over for a part in [...]

Episode 12: Trapper Keeper

Kyle comes to school with his new “Dawson’s Creek” Trapper Keeper, and wants to show it off, but Cartman upstages him with his highly sophisticated Trapper Keeper. They are visited by a cyborg from the future who calls himself Bill Cosby, and pretends to be a new fourth grade student. Eventually, he reveals his mission, [...]

Episode 11: 4th Grade

With Mr. Garrison missing, and a new school year beginning, it’s time to enter the fourth grade. The new teacher is Ms. Choksondik, a woman who actually seems intent on teaching the class. The students miss the third grade already, so they enlist two local college students to build a time machine to take them [...]

Episode 10: Probably (2)

Picking up from the previous episode, Cartman’s evangelical mission has grown popular with the children of South Park. He plans to build a new church, and his congregation builds. He gets a call from Kenny, who is actually OK after riding underneath the bus all the way to Mexico. Cartman believes this is a message [...]

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