Episode 17: Red Sleigh Down

Once again, it’s Christmas time in South Park. When all the tallies are in, Cartman is over drawn in the “naughty” column. He has to score one big “nice” to be eligible for Christmas presents this year. With the help of Santa, Mr. Hankey and Jesus, Cartman attempts to bring Christmas to the downtrodden citizens [...]

Episode 16: My Future Self n’ Me

The Osbournes in South Park? A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh’s home. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. But, when he discovers that Butters has a “future self” too, he becomes suspicious. Cartman starts a [...]

Episode 15: The Biggest Douche in the Universe

When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef’s mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boy’s encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with [...]

Episode 14: The Death Camp of Tolerance

The boys are sent away to learn “cultural sensitivity” and Mr. Garrison is back as the boys’ 4th Grade Teacher. Ever since Ms. Chokosondik’s untimely demise at the end of the spring season, Stan, Kyle and Cartman have been without a teacher. Principal Victoria rescues Mr. Garrison from his stint with the “booger- eating, pants [...]

Episode 13: The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Infused with the spirit of Gandalf and Frodo, the boys embark upon a mythical quest as they set out to return their copy of the “The Lord of the Rings” movie to their local video store. Meanwhile, Butters watches his first porno.

Episode 12: A Ladder to Heaven

Stan, Kyle and Cartman want Kenny back so badly, they’ll try anything. They decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find Kenny and bring him back to South Park. But Kenny isn’t the only one residing in Heaven…when we last checked, Saddam Hussein was being detained in paradise as well. As [...]

Episode 11: Child Abduction is Not Funny

After a kidnapper attempts to abduct Tweek, a series of breaking news events related to child abductions begins to worry the town’s parents. This eventually brings them to the conclusion that they must barricade themselves behind a great wall to protect their children. Fortunately for them, a local City Wok owner has just the skills [...]

Episode 10: Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society

When Bebe starts “blossoming into womanhood”, the boys in South Park start to revert to Neanderthal-like creatures that fight for her affection. The girls are no help either as they constantly call Bebe derogatory names.

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